Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008

Deist

A Deist is any person who believes that God created the universe and dissociated himself from it. They do not believe in divine intervention of in organized religion, such as church gatherings. Some do not believe that Jesus is the son of God, but merely a prophet; however they are still considered Christians, because they do believe somewhat in the Holy Bible. They also believe in the power of science, and if science and scripture contradict one another, they usually lean towards the science aspect because of factual data. The most notable Deist to date are Thomas Jefferson as well as other U.S. Founding Fathers, and rumored John Locke.

"I have never seen a church for Deist."
"And you never will."

"The United States Constitution is based on Holy scripture."
"Only if you consider logic and science a religion, because that is what our foundings fathers believed in."

by dmccoy July 17, 2006

distinct

distinct: noticeably different

In part because of geographical differences, distinct regional lifestyles developed.

by asdfasdfsadfsadf January 25, 2018

distinctify

A word, which is not actually a word, that idiots think works just as well as Distinguish

"Its so hard to distinctify between the real word, Distinguish, and the fake mash-up of a bunch of other words, Distinctify."

by wannabedumbass May 4, 2010

distill

To remove a liquid (usually water or alcohol) from its contents either by reducing ambient pressure and causing the liquid to evaporate and recondense, or by boiling the liquid and letting it recondense.

Distilled water dehydrates you. Brandy tastes very bad, even good brands like Christian Brothers.

by Blake June 10, 2004

the distance

A term used to describe when somebody takes a long time to orgasm, usually when somebody of the male species has sex with a woman long enough for her to orgasm more than once. One who can not go the distance is a minute man.

Oh man, Listen to her moan! I think he's going the distance!

by John E. Danger January 22, 2004

Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020