Albert Docking 

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

Albert Docking by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

Country Docking 

The act of inserting one individual's penis into the urethra of another individual, for the purpose of sexual stimulation and pleasure. The foreskin of the receiving penis is then stretched snugly over the other individual's genitals. Considered a very high-risk/high-reward sexual maneuver.

Jack: hey John why are you limping?
John: I got into some country docking with Nick last night, and now my dick is on fire!

Country Docking by SebiBaby May 27, 2018

rubber docking 

When 2 guys are only wearing condoms, and make their penises kiss.

Those guys are rubber docking

rubber docking by GiraffeSummer June 13, 2018

chode-docking 

when one guy has a spaghetti peen and the other has a chode and the spaghetti peen goes inside the chode's urethra creating a CHODE DOCK.

Yo Dequavis lets do some chode-docking rn.

chode-docking by LilHIV+ November 19, 2019

Tot Docking 

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

Tot Docking by Btzu August 23, 2020

Bologna Docking

When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.

Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!

Bologna Docking by MX5J6 March 25, 2022

West Virginia Button Docking 

The act of digging a matted clump of belly button lint out of your navel and placing it into the navel of another. It is a ceremonial exchange that represents the deepest of friendships.

Me and my buddy Vaughn were standing round the fire drunk when I rustled up some lint from my gut and gave him a West Virginia Button Docking!

West Virginia Button Docking by ENGinerding August 6, 2019