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Paterno Divorce

A type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. He gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. He gets to "move on" to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn't even come close to paying for the kid's needs. It's the best of all possible world's for men, who don't have to support their wives and kids anymore because "women can work now," and if they've been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man's career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn't a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new pussy?
My girlfriend and I are thrilled because I got myself a paterno divorce.
by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018
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Dusty Divet

Hey let's drop Dusty Divet
NO! THATS THE NEW TILTED TOWERS
by ITzTheReaper June 1, 2018
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prison divorce

Prison divorce is a divorce that occurs while one of the married people is in prison.
Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!
by Cinnamon Street July 17, 2018
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penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.
We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.
by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019
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Danny Devoted

A disciple of the one and only, glorious, loraxious, trash maniest, Danny Devito.
Come you unsaved heathens, you must join the Danny Devoted, and finally learn the true meaning of the Lorax.
by TheAnarchy August 5, 2020
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Danny Devoted

A disciple of the one and only, glorious, loraxious, trash maniest, Danny Devito.
Come you unsaved heathens, you must join the Danny Devoted, and finally learn the true meaning of the Lorax.
by TheAnarchy August 5, 2020
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Arbys Divorce

When someone says a similar joke to yours but louder
Person1: did you hear johns joke about the flamingo?

Person2: yeah that was my joke.

Person1: oh… you’ve been arbys divorced.
by Arbyshimself August 3, 2023
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