Democratic Party

A party that largely makes accurate decisions while maintaining an open mind and aids in the lives of everyone.

"Did you go to that kegger?"
"Nah, I went to a Democratic Party."
"That's wicked gay!"
"They gave out free abuse flyers!"

by Alexa Henault June 4, 2007

democracy

Democracy is a system of government that doesn't work and will probably fail altogether within the next few decades.
Reasons;-
1. The majority of the electorate tend to be idiots who will elect an idiot.
2. The majority of the electorate tend to be selfish morons that would elect Hitler if he lowered their taxes.
3. Politicians use pathetic, small-minded catchphrases that mean very little, eg. 'hug a hoodie' or 'for the family.' Mr Idiot, the average voter, however, votes on the basis of these.
4. The rich and powerful form a better connected, private-school educated elite who are far more easily able to take office.
5. In America, leaders take ordinary words and add '-ism', 'mis-' so that Jimmy Redneck with his shotgun thinks that they're using 'big werds' and are therefore smart. Eg, 'they misunderestimated me'
6. In America and elsewhere, policy is over-rided by how bigger fan of 'Jeezus' or 'Gawd' a person is, forcing intelligent politicians to do lip-service to religion, and allowing fundamentalist scum to rise into office.
7. Politicians will always be able to whip up the masses to do their bidding at the expense of civil liberties by citing a common enemy, real or imagined. Eg. The war on terror.

Democracy in action;-
Politician;- 'I believe in the power of prayer, and not to defamilarise ourselves with the misinformation of terrorists. Family First!'
Jimmy Redneck;- Dang I'll vote for that guy, he's usin' thems big werds like an intellesuel, and he's got gawd on his side! Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwh!

by Niccolo Machiavelli January 6, 2009

demo

Some kind of trial for a program

This demo is too short

by SUPER-TROGDOR September 15, 2003

post democracy

the term is relatively new. it refers to the current state of (political) affairs in the united states (but probably doesn't preclude the emerging political model in many european countries...). it basically refers to the ever-widening ideological gap that exists between the voters and those receiving the votes. a political model that underscores a voter's influence. this term was coined by gore vidal.

that ours is a post democracy can be evidenced by last month's poor voter turnout.

by hari krishna November 30, 2004

democracy

Mob rule.

Works in theory, fails in practice.

The government never really cares about the opinions of the people who support it anyway.

by AYB April 4, 2003

conservative democrat

A democrat with conservative social/economic values. Often referred to as blue dog democrat. Found in rural south and Mountain West.

John Barrow is such a conservative democrat,why doesn't he just switch parties?

by johnnyboy372 July 7, 2014

exorcising the brown daemons

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009