detective

Verb. To find, and then tell the details of a pick-up strategy that someone posted on an online public forum to, its intended target.

Possibly originated on the "misc" bulletin board of the bodybuilding forum.

"Man bruh I totally made a thread about whether to pick up this chick who I saw at the gym watching me work my gluts and I all got a message from her talking about that thread! I got detectived! You detectives detectived me! Weak bruh."

by Shiggity April 14, 2014

detention seeker

Literally someone who seeks detentions - they, poor sexually-deprived kiddies, do 'bad' stuff in class as to obtain attention, and in turn get a detention.
They often think this makes them rebellious or hard.

Andrew called the teacher Fluffy again. He's such a detention seeker.

by Marc Rohde August 23, 2006

Smoke Detector

Snoop Dogg's worst enemy

"Who is the nizzle that set up a smoke detector in my hizzle!?"

by Drvenomous32 March 2, 2017

Dejectile

People of lesser knowledge, or just people who act common in a stereotypical way. People who blend into general Society.

Man, those people, they're.....just a bunch of Dejectile 's

by Easy and Will October 8, 2007

detention

The worst thing to come out of America's education system. A waste of a perfectly good hour where your basic rights to go places is taken away for an hour. Also prevents socializing if you live in Bronxville where almost every detention is at lunch

Garcia: Lindsay is such a stupid whore
Teacher:Don't say that! Go to Mr.name edited out to protect the man's privacy!

Mr.not saying his name you stalkers who want to email him:Alright, you have a lunch and after school detention
Garcia: Damn it

by namesdontmatteratall July 23, 2017

double-defected

In the IT industry, the act of having two defects submitted for the same issue by the same person. (see Burbaged)

In what seemed to be an almost deliberate oversight, she double-defected me for the same green check mark issue!

by maritimeseven August 24, 2006

detective scrotes

when your balls are on a mission

"detective scrotes" is here to analyze the hatchet wound

by irnko June 18, 2008