by BIG DICK YAMIa May 13, 2021
Get the delusional mug.I, Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila, am an under-aged girl of color, enslaved and colonized. My background is almost unimaginably under-priveleged. Despite this, I invented and perfected soul music as a composer, writer and vocalist. I invented and perfected vocal jazz. I invented rap on October 14 2024; when my restaurant got bombed by the emasculated, gay European faggot KKK, who have never worked a day in their worthless, miserable, unimaginably OVER-PRIVELEGED racist lives.
In 3 months, using just my cell phone (I've never held a microphone in my hands), I have written over 51 priceless essays on racism, colonization, segregation and slavery. Simultaneously, I have written over 100 chapters of Les Cascanueces, in 4 different languages. I am continuing to write my auto-biography.
I invented Hispanic Cuisine! Tacos,tostadas, pa dulce, corn soup, hot chocolate, Hispanic coffee.
Despite all my historical achievements, awards and accomplishments?
Certain people have the delusion that I should remain indefinitely in slavery to 2 worthless Caucasian males from backgrounds so crazily over-priveleged they are almost unbelievable. They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal in their lives, have no awards. Yes Mr. Muhammad, your intention to keep me in slavery indefinitely is SUPER acceptable, makes so much sense.
Good thing that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila Grocery Games and financial systems are in da works. 😉😉🤤🤤😍😍😋😋🥇
In 3 months, using just my cell phone (I've never held a microphone in my hands), I have written over 51 priceless essays on racism, colonization, segregation and slavery. Simultaneously, I have written over 100 chapters of Les Cascanueces, in 4 different languages. I am continuing to write my auto-biography.
I invented Hispanic Cuisine! Tacos,tostadas, pa dulce, corn soup, hot chocolate, Hispanic coffee.
Despite all my historical achievements, awards and accomplishments?
Certain people have the delusion that I should remain indefinitely in slavery to 2 worthless Caucasian males from backgrounds so crazily over-priveleged they are almost unbelievable. They have never worked a day in their lives, have never cooked a meal in their lives, have no awards. Yes Mr. Muhammad, your intention to keep me in slavery indefinitely is SUPER acceptable, makes so much sense.
Good thing that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila Grocery Games and financial systems are in da works. 😉😉🤤🤤😍😍😋😋🥇
Any schizo cracker who has never worked a day in his life, has no accomplishments, no friends, no hobbies, no kids, no wife, no reason to even be kept with life who thinks that Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila should be indefinitely enslaved is DELUSIONAL AND RETARDED TO AN EXTENT THAT IS MORE DISTURBING; INDICATIVE OF THE OVER-ALL SITUATION OF CAUCASIAN PROVELEGE IN INDIA THAB HUMOUS.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 October 24, 2024
Get the Delusional mug.When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.
Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.
Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
Get the Delusions of Contour mug.the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.
1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
by ZFTyler November 5, 2024
Get the Peter delusion mug.A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024
Get the Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur mug.Coined in Season 15 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, Drag Delusion was Mistress Isabelle Brooks’ shade to Loosey LeDuca. “CDC needs to come up with a vaccine for it because it afflicts too many queens.”
by Uncle Joosie December 22, 2024
Get the Drag Delusion mug.Used to describe an area with known hazardous materials causing hallucinations of imaginary entities, often a large building of sorts. Can also be used as a casual descriptor of a liminal space.
by CHASER-015 December 24, 2024
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