the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.
1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
by ZFTyler November 05, 2024
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if left untreated, you will likely end up throwing your entire life away for this person, failing your ACT and never going to college because all you do is think about them. therefore, it's best to seek treatment as soon as onset of symptoms begin.
if left untreated, you will likely end up throwing your entire life away for this person, failing your ACT and never going to college because all you do is think about them. therefore, it's best to seek treatment as soon as onset of symptoms begin.
1: did you see Amy's latest insta post? still posting about Ethan and her anniversary even though he dumped her ass
2: oof she got that Liv delusion. someone better save her before it's too late
2: oof she got that Liv delusion. someone better save her before it's too late
by ZFTyler April 28, 2025
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