expiration dating

being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.

I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.

by valerie vodka May 31, 2014

texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.

"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"

by Ingewood August 19, 2016

Friend Dating

When to people are dating and the male doesn't make very many flirty moves during the date (ie: holding hands, excessive compliments) because he is unaware of the females intentions. It's like dating but in a nonserious way. It's a terrible limbo, stuck between the dating and friend zone. People stuck here are trapped and have no clear guidance on how to act around the female, everyday they hope for the sweet release of "oh i just like you as a friend" or "lets make this more serious." But it never comes.....

Male: I like you. It's cool we've been going out so much.
Female: I didn't know that. I thought we were Friend Dating. You never flirt with me.
Male: I just tried to kiss you and told you I liked you... are you serious?

by stickdikler May 7, 2013

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

by H*R Fan August 19, 2003

dating like a guy

not looking for a relationship, just a good time. just wanting to have fun and not be tied down to any one.
the song like a guy helps explain it a little bit.

"im gonna start dating like a guy"

why guh?

"because im just wanna have a good time"

by kristen paige August 7, 2007

Daving

Saving an Item in Mario Kart 64, only to use it at a key location or time in a race

Quit daving that banana peal, you've been holding it the entire lap!

by Rob's House May 19, 2007

doading

a neverending search for higher meaning; partaking in the ancients;

After a fine day of doading, little Wendell was all tuckered out.

by coach j December 13, 2004