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donkey ass 

when a female's rear is so big, muscular, and round it resambles the hind quarters of a donkey or horse. Usually a good thing.
I coined this phrase in 1996. "Man, that chick's ass looks like a horse." "Yeah, She's got a donkey ass." I believe the hip-hop culture bastardized that prase tobedonkeydonk. I'll take credit for that.
donkey ass by Paul August 6, 2004

donkey fluffer

One who gives the donkey fellatio for the main show.
Dr Bob Woods is a donkey fluffer.
donkey fluffer by paul April 3, 2005

donkey on a waffle 

To engage in work at your own pace while giving the impression of assigning it the highest of priorities. Due to the vague nature of the statement, once the true meaning is discovered, it is neither questioned nor criticized.

(First regained popularity as a phrase in the IT industry around late 1999 - early 2000.)
"I'll be all over getting these reports done like a donkey on a waffle!"
donkey on a waffle by Dean Webb October 27, 2004

donkey show 

The infamous act of a girl getting fucked by a donkey cock, whilst paying gentlemen gather around and watch.
Davey and I want to go to Mexico to pick up some Rx's and see a donkey show, cause we'd love to see a girl who's in so much need of money or cock that she'd fuck a donkey.
donkey show by Bramble July 23, 2004

donkey butt 

where a chicks ass wheighs more than her body
damn that girls gotta fat donkey butt.
donkey butt by justin c. October 21, 2003

donkey kong punch 

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.
So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.