Cryptopsy is simpy an autopsy of a crypt. Originated in Egypt during the reign of King Tutenknahmen (or Tut, as his homies called him), he ordered his peons to autopsy all the crypts in the area to get his country out of debt. It's just a nice way to say theft.
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From Greek 'kruptos,' meaning hidden; and American 'faggot,' meaning faggot
From Greek 'kruptos,' meaning hidden; and American 'faggot,' meaning faggot
Stop posting, cryptofaggot.
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the study of hidden and mysterious creatures. its one of the coolest areas of science ever cuz u dun needa a degree. :D
Cryptids such as bigfoot, the loch ness monster, el chupacabra, mothman, jersey devil, dover demon, the beast of gevaudan are some of the "common" creatures of cryptozoology.
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Peer-to-peer transactions can be done through cryptocurrency.
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In theory - decentralized currency, in practice - it's like that old comic about USB: xkcd.com/927 but even less validity and with a pinch of ponzi and criminality and "I'll make up my own money to have money for luls, oh wait, people actually believe it".
In theory - decentralized currency, in practice - it's like that old comic about USB: xkcd.com/927 but even less validity and with a pinch of ponzi and criminality and "I'll make up my own money to have money for luls, oh wait, people actually believe it".
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Ensiferum: Hey guys, don't forget our show tonight. We're been supported by a Yorkshire metal band called Cryptic Age.
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