Crunchy Crigga

Someone who believes that they are a pimp/player because they talk to any girl they pass (regardless of their looks).

That farmer thinks he's so pimp because he's talking to those ugly girls, what a crunchy crigga!

by The Gingerbread Man November 11, 2006

Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum

"I went down on your Mum last night. Talk about crunchy mum bits."

by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010

Crunchy Muffin

Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.

Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind

Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society

by AgarPughead September 28, 2020

Crunchy J-Ho

When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.

J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.

by JTAPS October 7, 2007

crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023

crunchy ass nigga

A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG

You a crunchy ass nigga

by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014