and the crowd goes home

When someone makes something incredibly unfunny

Person 1: omg heres my beautiful singing!!!! LAKSJDJSKWLAAALALALALALA 👹

Comment: AND THE CROWD GOES HOME🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by RayIsDum September 8, 2023

Crowd pleaser

A crowd pleaser is a guy who pleases all the women around him by eating her pussy and sucking their clits.

Jane: hey I was with the crowd pleaser Joe last night, he be up on everyone’s pussy all the time and eating us all out

Becca: girl ima have to get me some of that and try his mouth on my pussy

by Gordon is here hahahahha August 14, 2023

Crowding

Unnecessary co-signing or dick riding to the third power. Skin to skin type shit, thus leaving no room for other potential more tasteful dick riders.

“Love Parks, but he be crowding Joe sack”
“Aye you crowding, move around”
“You know a lot of yes men, you starting to draw a crowd”

by Victor Marcus August 5, 2022

Crowd Birthing

The act of defecating on people whilst crowd surfing

"Did you see that guy at the music festival last night? he was crowd birthing, the dirty bastard."

by phantapants November 8, 2021

Crowded

Busy

In the 70's (in the UK in a GEC factory) a storeman was heard to say "Don't bug me man, I'm crowded' when he was unable to cope with the demands of people queuing at his service hatch.

by SteveUYS July 27, 2021

Gideon Crowd

A crowd so big and dense that you have to get in a line just to walk anywhere.

Named after the Star Trek: TOS episode "The Mark of Gideon", where the planet Gideon is heavily overpopulated due to a lack of disease, and people are crowded in everywhere.

Forget it. I'm not waiting an hour just to walk around and get into another line. I'm staying away from that Gideon Crowd!

by Always Obsessing December 30, 2021

Crowd Withrawal

That feeling of withrawal an artist gets after not performing for an audience for a certain amount if time.

This pandemic gave me a bad case of crowd withrawal

by K Alado May 20, 2022