When tweakers are completely munted out of their minds the fucking spanners arms end up turning in to crab claws and look like total dick heads
Oi Emily, Check out that totally munted SPANNER-CRAB , WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. WANNA BE RAVER. UGHHH FUCKING TWEAKERS
by SHMEXI November 30, 2016

In the sport of rowing, your oar blade can get trapped under the water's surface, slamming the handle into your chest so hard that you are thrown from the boat. The act of which has been dubbed an Ejector Crab.
by Sorta Sorry July 6, 2017

words spoken by TRUE INTELLECTUALS who are MASTERS AT TOUHOU: DEFENSE OF THE SHRINES when confronted with an immovable wall of VISUAL NOVEL LOVING TRASH.
by lord kuck May 19, 2018

The ultimate holy being that created the world and everything that exists. Has four children. Can be read about in the Crabble.
Crabble can go found on reddit at r/PraiseTheCrabGod
Crabble can go found on reddit at r/PraiseTheCrabGod
Smart Joe: I praised Crab God today!
Stupid Elin: I didn't!!!
Smart Joe: You will once you read the Crabble!
Stupid Elin: I didn't!!!
Smart Joe: You will once you read the Crabble!
by Mr. Duk October 16, 2020

🦀 A sex position where the woman is first walks like a crab on the bed (belly thrust in the air upward toward the ceiling, walking inverted on hands and legs). After choosing the end point of the walk she balances on her head and uses her hands to pinch at the air in an attempt to catch kimchi being thrown at he by her partner. Spattered with kimchi juice she is then ravaged while still balanced on her head. This continues until orgasm -or- passing out, whichever comes first.
AKA - “the position that makes your neck hurt real bad in the morning”.
AKA - “the position that makes your neck hurt real bad in the morning”.
Kayleigh, why is your head tilted? You’ve been doing it all day.
I did the Korean Crab last night and damnit my neck hurts!
I did the Korean Crab last night and damnit my neck hurts!
by Chicken Noodle Shoup August 31, 2021

by esper_thegod January 29, 2017

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005
