sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard September 14, 2015

freshman count

The number of times a Freshman hooks up in their first year of post secondary education.

Caroline has a high freshman count at brock university.

by qjoe12 November 8, 2015

Benjamin Counsell

When a girl gets her ass pounded and her fanny fingerblasted

Tanya was walking funny because she got Benjamin Counsell'd the night before

by Fannerbang June 27, 2016

behind the counter privileges

1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.

I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!

by stevensc May 19, 2010

Baltimore Deep Counter

When you lick a hobo’s ass in front of a mirror.

Susie: I’m feeling pretty dirty today.

Chris: Why?
Susie: I gave a Baltimore Deep Counter at a gas station last night.

Chris: Charity work again, huh?

by Susie_Qsie March 1, 2019

Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market

Don't assume you have won before the results are in.

"Ive aced that test!"
"Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

pack count

The number of people an individual has had sexual intercourse with, more specifically how many women a man as had vaginal or anal intercourse in his lifetime.

Man, Bruce is a pimp! His pack count in in the high 200's.

by Gary Bruce June 12, 2008