Community diaper

The low man on the totem pole. The person, who because of their status or ineptitude, is accustomed to taking other people's shit and being routinely pissed on.

Boss man: "Hey everyone, let me introduce you to the new community diaper, Tom! He' s gonna be filling in for Sarah while she's away for the next few months, so feel free to shit on him just like you would her!"

Tom: "hi, I'm Tom.........."

by SaltineWizard March 09, 2016

dickey

receiving a hickey on your dick

That 2 hour blow job left me with a dickey the size of a golf ball!

by SaltineWizard October 04, 2015

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard September 14, 2015

Triple H

A wrestler who is named after his wife Stephanie McMahon's bra size

When Stephanie got her tit job, her husband Hunter was so happy, he decided to let the world know by changing his name to her bra size, Triple H.

by SaltineWizard November 11, 2015

Black Bart

the act of burping, farting, and shitting yourself at the same time

The last time I had the flu, I couldn't stop Black Barting all over the place.

by SaltineWizard October 04, 2015