a cozza is when you hide behind a wall, waiting to pounce on the first dog that appears. usually doggystyle and then facial. all dogs have to be willing to give consent. and be of legal age. favourites are poodles. sometimes even give them an angry pirate or an angry dragon
by drew2222 September 30, 2006
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Get the Jacob Cottage mug.|Cot - tam| adj. - Derived from the Latin 'Cottaminous' which loosely translates to; 'utter fucking slut bag'.
The term was used up until the late 1300's which would be chanted by a watching crowd as the newly suspected whore was whipped, stoned, spanked, penetrated, spooned, choked, donkey-punched or scissored.
These acts were performed by 3 'punisher's', one of which would finally carry out the old tradition of burning the condemned slag. Which of the punisher's to do this was decided by the act of soggy biscuit. Except instead of a hob-nob they performed upon the head of the prosecuted Cottaminous.
This was a popular, public exhibition before one whore that was to be condemned - Laurus Cottamus (1642-1691) - rewrote history by being the first bitch to really love this shit. Cottamus took everything the prosecutors could throw at her until they were worn out. But Cottamus just wanted more and more. A sudden addiction lead to a violent rampage, resulting in many deaths and mangled private areas of both men and women.
To this day, Cottamus' descendants still walk among us with similar whore-ish characteristics. They are not easy to spot and will deny any such accusations regarding their slutty nature.
The term was used up until the late 1300's which would be chanted by a watching crowd as the newly suspected whore was whipped, stoned, spanked, penetrated, spooned, choked, donkey-punched or scissored.
These acts were performed by 3 'punisher's', one of which would finally carry out the old tradition of burning the condemned slag. Which of the punisher's to do this was decided by the act of soggy biscuit. Except instead of a hob-nob they performed upon the head of the prosecuted Cottaminous.
This was a popular, public exhibition before one whore that was to be condemned - Laurus Cottamus (1642-1691) - rewrote history by being the first bitch to really love this shit. Cottamus took everything the prosecutors could throw at her until they were worn out. But Cottamus just wanted more and more. A sudden addiction lead to a violent rampage, resulting in many deaths and mangled private areas of both men and women.
To this day, Cottamus' descendants still walk among us with similar whore-ish characteristics. They are not easy to spot and will deny any such accusations regarding their slutty nature.
by Bro Montana 007 December 18, 2012
Get the Cottam mug.When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.
Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
by Jacobill April 18, 2008
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1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.
1.of or pertaining to a relationship in which one person is physically or mentally RETARDED and the other person is psychologically dependent on the first in an unhealthy way.
by snotty1983 April 13, 2010
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