Janky Controls

A mixture of bugginess, minor glitches, strange animations, bizarre control schemes and any other number of possible occurrences or abnormalities.

Fix the janky controls, friend! This could be a great game, those controls though..

by tKzp3ukghUvFnjkF February 28, 2022

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Controlled mistake

When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.

Evan: you just face timed me?

Joe: I didn't mean to

Evan: way to fuck up

Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake

by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012

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A gaming controller with extra paddles/buttons, grip, and thumb sticks with the main purpose of being able to do in game things like, jump, switch weapons without lifting your thumbs from the sticks. Any controller like this is a scuf controller. The best brand of these are from SCUF.

Guy 1: yo bro what controller u use?
Guy 2: I’m on a scuf controller bro

by Poopmer7 January 3, 2021

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Zain control

The ability of a girl to control one's penis by making him hard at any time she desires.

Originates from the Hebrew word for a dick, Zain.

-Holy shit man! How'd you manage to have sex six times a day??

- Idk man, this girl's got a zain control over me!

by Barco Polo April 27, 2020

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Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

by misszombie June 1, 2011

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