Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.

Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.

by weasel990 June 22, 2013

constipainted

When a visual artist has a creative block one suffers constipaintion or is constipainted

I am so totallyconstipainted my mind is a blank.

by b_artist February 13, 2014

conshitive

Consider the Shitness

Pie face brownies at your conshitive party

by Tazers Ashtray December 17, 2014

constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂

That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her

by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015

constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time

constipated chicken

by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016

constipated duckface

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump

Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!

by djtimyd May 1, 2018

conschipated

When your chi is all blocked up, no flow.

"Bro you are really looking down."

"Yea man I am just tired and have no energy."
"Dude you must be conschipated."

by SSpice June 27, 2019