Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
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Get the Commando, commUando, ANd commandO mug.The commando phase/commando era is when a person, usually after being in a scandal, ghosts their social media- this could mean deleting posts, removing profile pictures, or simply not being active. Most people go through a commando phase at least once in their lives before reinventing themselves.
‘OMG Ally just deleted all her posts…’
‘Didn’t she just cheat on her girlfriend?’
‘Yep… looks like she’s in her COMMANDO PHASE’
‘Didn’t she just cheat on her girlfriend?’
‘Yep… looks like she’s in her COMMANDO PHASE’
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A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
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