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CoD Coma

The state in which a person playing Call of Duty is focused on nothing but the television screen. They don't have any other body functions excluding breathing, and yelling.
In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.
"Dude, I was in my CoD Coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn't go to sleep until like 4 in the morning."

"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."
by iEATbabieZ 666 June 19, 2009
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Sidewalk Commando

Any lame-ass punk who runs around 'playin' tha Biker, wearing the drug store crap (t-shirts, wallets, etc) Especially from OCC & WCC without knowing what THE DUES are! much less having PAID them!!!
Any sidewalk commando can buy tha crap at Wally World, but I've NEVER seen one with tha BALLS ta pay his DUES!!!!
by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006
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Commander Mo

the nation of moism where all beliefs are based on what Maurice McKinney believes is right. A sign of success, respect, loyalty,power
by kingreese December 30, 2009
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Commandophobia

An phobia (irrational fear) of commandos tactically invading your home and killing your family in a violent breach-bang-clear fashion.
peter suffers from commandophobia after watching the complete Steven Seagal collection.
by Demostheens July 15, 2010
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commander in briefs

sorry I have to go report to the commander in briefs
by commsnderinbriefs January 20, 2019
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Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander
Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!
by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019
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CommandGeek Labs

A cruel hellish underworld of a Discord run by popular famous celebrity CommandGeek.
This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.
Person 1: "Yooo I just went to CommandGeek Labs for a second and I can't feel my legs."
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"
by Aqtc April 12, 2021
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