Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015

Colonel Cluster Fuck

''Colonel Cluster Fuck'' is a name given to ex-president George W Bush by YouTuber; The Tourettes Guy.

''What are your opinions on George W. Bush? ''You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck''

by meeme master November 5, 2017

Coconut-head

Someone who is a bit slower than the average human due to too many coconuts to the head.

Wow Maggie sure is a coconut-head, some things never change.

by Wpkjs November 12, 2017

Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Colondolence

Verb, To feel sorry for someone's ass.

Jack gave Jill his sincere colondolence after seeing the size of her butt plug.

by Jaymi May 29, 2018

colonic fumes

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021

Coconut nut

The coconut nut is a giant nut if you eat too much you´ll get very fat.

Coconut nut song: Its a cocofruit (its a coco fruit) from the coco tree (from the coco tree) from the cocopalm flamily (lalalalala)

by Luxio# January 27, 2021