cocked

(used as a verb)

To surprise a un-suspected person with a view of your penis/cock/member/wang,etc.

|individual to be cocked|
(occupied by some other task) la la la.....

|prankster|
(Watching TV with penis exposed) " OMG come here quick ... look who's on TV"

|individual to be cocked|
(comes rushing over) "Eeeeks !!! I see your penis !!!"

|prankster| " Hahahaha, I cocked yeh "

*Also works via MMS txt & email

by Sir WRozza July 10, 2009

get cocked

getting fuck up and then have drunken sex

Oh man i'm sooo gonna get cocked this weekend!!

by Abbei303 October 15, 2008

cockernogger

one who blocks when about to get down and dirty; usually a describing word for someone who blocks their best friend from getting some action because they're butt ass ugly and most likely homosexual.

1) Damn, that one girl Olivia was being a TOTAL cockernogger. I almost sealed the deal when that ugly chick walked in.

by fuckyoubitchhhh December 23, 2009

cocked on my neck

When someone disses you or hates on you or causes discomfort

Ex 1: Did she say no to going out with you?

Yea, she totally cocked on my neck

Ex 2: my boss cocked on my neck this morning by having me clean the bathroom

by Petey75 March 27, 2011

Cockeranus

meaning a cock in your anus, used to refer to a feeling.

My boyfriend broke up with me I feel like cockeranus.

by mybrotherisannoyingx2 June 22, 2011

Cockatitis

n. a condition in which someone's breath reeks as if you have sucked on a number of dirty penises.

Have an Altoid since you've got cockatitis.

by JoeKnee October 17, 2012

Cockatooth

Someone with a rotten tooth and their breath smells like shit.

I met a girl last night who was fine as hell but she opened her mouth and I realized she was a cockatooth!

by Reena718 September 21, 2013