Chimo

Short for child molester. A sketchy character. Usually charactereized by thin mustaches, clammy hands, and the ownership of a van turned into an ice cream businesss on wheels.

Did you see that guy in the Red Astro van? What a creepy looking chimo, he was totally checking you out.

by Barney the Carney June 11, 2006

climaticly fucked

when you can not reach the climax of anything or its just an epic fail

me and my boyfriend had sex last night and he failed i think im climaticly fucked because of him.

by sirjer July 1, 2009

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Masterbation

Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz

by Richierd April 10, 2011

chimology

A portmanteau of "chim" meaning "profound" in the Hokkien dialect, and -logy. Meaning very profound, usually of concepts, ideas. Used almost exclusively by students during mugging.

These calculus equations are really chimology, sibeh tough.

by amekanasai November 17, 2015

Climbing

Slowly moving your hand up someone else’s thigh

Did you see Natalie and Eddie last night? He was climbing all over her.

by Twurzy July 7, 2018

mississippi climax

when you are holding in a fart during whoopi and then the fart sneaks out often in a high pitched squeal during climax leaving your partner stinky and in most cases unsatisfied.

man i was having sex last night and everything was going well until i hooked her up with a mississippi climax.

by nortinton August 3, 2009

Quota Clamor

The time of the month in which the police are trying to meet the quota, therefore, they pull over people for the most ridiculous reasons.

I got pulled over for going 4 over the speed limit! Damn quota clamor.

by Nickaboo3533 June 5, 2010