hristophe 

A man with a 70 meter defeater aka an extremely long dick.

Yo did you hear hristophe fucked my sister last night.

hristophe by Bigppboy.com November 5, 2020

Christopher 

An amazing outstanding boy who is extremely kind and attractive. When you fall in love with a 'Christopher' you will forever. 'Christopher's' have naturally large genitalia. They are a match for somebody who is a 'Lucy'

Wow, i love him because hes such a christopher

Christopher by bigcuddleorlicclecuddle June 2, 2011

Christmahannuquanzikka 

(There are many different spellings for this word.)
Word used to describe the combination of the holidays Christmas, Hannukah, and Quanzaa, either referring to as a whole or to the holiday season in general, so as not to be biased. Or just 'cause it sounds cool.

Happy merry christmahannuquanzikka!

Christmahannuquanzikka by MandyM December 10, 2005

Christopher Walkens 

The effect one gets from smoking a certain threshold of pot, wherein they start acting like Christopher Walken in speech, movements, voice and intentions.

"How many bowls have you smoked, Phil?"
"About 4 man, I think I have the Christopher Walkens already"

Christopher Walkens by A19 August 17, 2008

Christopher 

A typically emotionless person, only showing true emotion under extreme circumstances. Typically antisocial and addicted to technology, you will most likely never notice him. If you pick an argument with him, do know that he will be pick a ouiji board. You must finish the argument before leaving it he will haunt you until the end of your days. He also likes puns.

Guy 1: Dude, don't fuck with Christopher!

Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.

Christopher by Pun_Lord November 17, 2017

Christopher 

A person with a huge penis probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet. A really funny person and probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet

Christopher is the best person ever

Christopher by Playboy cuck September 12, 2018

Christopher 

One who brings hatred to the thought of those who execute actions that he is against; for example, jealousy.

He's being such a christopher.

Christopher by MostWanted December 14, 2013