With a powerful wet fart at the ready begin clapping your own ass cheeks violently together to recreat the sound of a native brave war call.
Oh man I was lost in the woods and had diarrhea so I bent down to shit.but I heard a strange noise behind me so for defensive reasons I let out a stinky chippewa
by Jesse fish April 12, 2024
Get the Stinky chippewa mug.A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
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A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025
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Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
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Get the Cheese us Chrispe! mug.I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.
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Get the crash my chipper mug.A terrorist organisation. The owners have been accused of eating grass and sniffing ass. They all sell great fish and chips but dress like carrots.
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