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chode

An oval shaped penis, with the width being the long part.
Why is everyone proud of their chode, when you can have a schlong like me?
by jakrel June 2, 2005
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

The area between a guys part and his ass. Or a derogatory term for someone refering to the real definition.
Gosh, my teacher is such a freakin chodewaxer.
by gashdammit September 21, 2005
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

a penis wider than it is long.
Funseal has a chode
"funseal chodes goats"
by Waffleo Teh Magnificent August 24, 2006
mugGet the chodemug.

chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.

2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.

3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.
Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."
by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

A dick that has more girth than length.
Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)
by ~ Nate ~ May 5, 2010
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length
by Weegro December 25, 2008
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode

A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat
Greg Barron Is A Chode
by SexyScotty January 26, 2011
mugGet the chodemug.

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