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chocolate salty balls

A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"
*song chef sings while selling his candy

hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em
by Chef aid April 23, 2007
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Chocolate Turnover

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.
by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
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chocolate tear

A chocolate tear is when your ass waters just a little bit, it can either be from drinking too much espresso, or from your ass crying in anticipation of being penetrated.
1. He shed one chocolate tear from his winking brown eye.
2. Her ass cried a chocolate tear after he came early while fucking her up the butt.
by B.ryeen April 13, 2008
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pink chocolate

the vagina cavity of a woman with a darker complexion
by Da XCellent July 9, 2004
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chocolate starfish

the ass hole, allso known as;

1. rusty bullett hole
2. rusty sherifs badge
3. anus
4. shit pipe
5. crap pipe
6. shit / crap factory
let me stimuilate your chocolate starfish with my tounge.
by ashley brooke May 11, 2004
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suck down chocolate

"Even yo' daddy knows that you been suckin' down chocolate like Daddy-O's!" -Ludacris

Smartass: "Hey guys, let's have a Hershey's Syrup chugging contest!"
Dumbass: "OK, but y'all are going down. I can suck down chocolate like no other!"
...long, awkward silence...
Smartass: "So, um, how 'bout them Yankees?"
by Nick D May 22, 2003
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Chocolate

Something that makes you feel better when you are down
Here have some chocolate!
by Tibeti June 24, 2015
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