If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
Get the weave nation-certifiedmug. Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!
by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019
Get the Certified ripper bangermug. Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.
by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024
Get the Certified Maple Leaf Momentmug. by Certified Asians March 19, 2022
Get the Certified Asianmug. The practice of claiming that a particular software mix is certified to work with little or no testing so that a vendor's customer will attempt to implement it.
We've never tested that on Oracle 9i, lets just back-certify it with our client, the Acme corporation.
by Rob Hoehn April 16, 2007
Get the back-certifymug. Adopted in 1996 as a standard for teaching squirrels how to prove they can keep from shutting equipment down and go out & do work. It's not like ISA requring an actual apprentiship & time based knowledge. You can get NCCER certified in a week & if that's what the major oil companies want lets see how that works out for them!
I'm NCCER certified!
by James D. Brown September 10, 2020
Get the nccer certifiedmug. That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.
by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018
Get the certified tikybomug.