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Certificate monkey
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Someone
who has millions of certificates but lacks any
sort of
hand on
skills
.
Boss: Did you find any
candidate
to
interview
?
HR Exec: Nah. Just
certificate
monkeys.
Certificate monkey
by
Boo-G
January 14, 2019
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