runners cough 

the thick, dry cough you get when you talk loud or try to laugh, and you can't stop. this happens usually after running for a long and hard time. this usually happens to track or cross country runners.

"hey bill, how'd your race go?"
"IT WENT GRE- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!"
"Oh no you have runners cough. haha!"
"HA H- *cough* *cough*

runners cough by Chole Flemmington May 25, 2010

Cum Cough 

When you cough (for up to) days after giving head even if you havn't swallowed, you ate pre- cum. It is still kinda in your throat.

Wow, Becky! I have this slight cough I just can't get rid of! Ever since I gave Josh head! I think Im getting sick. No you dumb fuck, Its CUM COUGH!

Cum Cough by cumcougher10000 December 6, 2010

Milo Cough 

Shoving several spoonfuls of dry Milo into your mouth, then having it tickle the back of your throat so that you cough, causing Milo dust to go everywhere.

*COUGH* *COUGH* "Damn milo cough"

Milo Cough by Stanley-Belinda March 13, 2009

f'cough 

another way of saying fuck off

Online user 1: Hey Sally will you go out with me
Online user 2: #@%! off.
Wut the crap.
Fine
F'cough!

f'cough by jerrythecow April 13, 2006

fecal cough 

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

fecal cough by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011

pants cough 

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

pants cough by Xeroman January 31, 2016

zombie cough 

When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.

Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.

zombie cough by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017