bulge

a massive erection in your pants clumped up to make it look like a big lump in the front of your pants

Dude once I saw that hot chick i got the biggest bulge

by Drew March 8, 2005

dodged that bullet

The feeling after seeing that your bitchy ex-girlfriend has aged poorly, is obese or looks generally bad after some years.

Oh my God! have you seen Martha? she looks awful. What happened to her? I'm happy I dodged that bullet.

by Xurritox December 12, 2012

james bulger

British toddler james bulger was abducted and murdered by 2 ten year old boys jon venables and robert thompson the two boys kindnapped james from hes mother and took james on a long walk to a railway were they splashed paint in hes face, threw rock and bricks at him and hit him over the head with a iron bar then leaving james on the rail track to die.

2 year old james bulger murdered by two ten year old boys. shocking!

by jnic April 12, 2008

dodged that bullet

To get yourself out of a sticky situation. A close call.

"I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."

by Ranchan-sama September 25, 2006

Bullet

when you are extremely high. the highest you can get. when you feel like your a bullet speeding through time in slow motion.

i thank it started in Cashville.

"I'm to bullet bruh"
"He had some straight killa, dat shit had us too bullet."

by The Darkside Batman July 27, 2009

council house bulge

effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.

Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.

by MoLincs October 24, 2009

Battle of the Bulge

A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.

Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.

by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch July 13, 2015