Brocking Out

Brocking out is a term that describes one as being in total dissociated mong state. Usually whilst holding an object that requires fine motorskills to hold. Such as a bong or ones dignity

Guy 1: hey guy, why did you leave the party?
Guy 2: because old mate was brocking out whilst holding the bong and I had to keep yelling at him to smoke it or pass it whilst he was having a mini stroke.
Guy 1: that cunt should be locked up

by Churpy February 15, 2022

Deep Breathing Technique

When a guy gets sack-tapped so hard, he uses deep breathing to ease the pain and prevent himself from shedding a tear...

Romy was sack-tapped so hard, he used a deep breathing technique so he wouldn't cry like a bitch

by cubanazo24 October 3, 2012

fire breathing rubber duckies

the fire breathing rubber duckies ( fbrd ) are the best, funniest, stupidest group of girls you with EVER MEET. they r always quoting vines 24/7 and will be doing somthing stupid everywhere they go. if u talk shot about one of them just know they all know and will hate your guts (sometimes)

duDE 1: yo did u see the fire breathing rubber duckies just walk past?
DuDE 2: yeah dude they just quoted my fave vine !!
dUdE 1: what vine brO :D
duDe 2: I’m washing me in my clothEs

by xoxo garbage can November 11, 2019

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

Olive Branching

When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.

Tommy and Mike were caught olive branching. only one person was enjoying this.

by shaboo September 20, 2012

bracking

short for brutal hacking (despite not really being hacking)
v the act of using software to guess someone's password

Jim the script kitty used some bracking software to guess Frank's Facebook password because Jim has no life.

by bobmcslob July 30, 2016

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016