Brainglitch

Then your brain has a random thought that could only pop up in a pedophiles mind. Usually includes rape, kidnapping, free candy, white vans or small children age of 5-10 and then you think to yourself, what the hell am I thinking, fixing the glitch.

{Example of Brainglitch}

Brain: That girl, she's alone. Nobody would notice if I...
You: WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING?

by ThatRandomPedo May 31, 2014

blazinghawk

title given to anyone who has a general or similar appearance to screech from 'saved by the bell'.

'Ya you know Kyle? Man that kid is such a blazinghawk / screech'

by Dallion January 22, 2007

blazinggale

Comes from the greek-japanese word bleyzinggeil. Pertains to a god.

Nobody can beat a blazinggale.

by blazinggale March 8, 2009

Blazing Aces

1. Going at something full-bore
2. Excelling
3. Speed

1. Man, we got hit with a rush last night.. I was blazing aces behind the bar!

2. Did you see Adam Lambert on Idol last night? He was blazing aces on Mad World. Srsly.

3. I blazed aces on that test.

by Reality Chick July 15, 2009

Braingasm

This is an orgasm of the brain, when you want to "bust a nut" but not really, being overly happy when a straight friend helps you out.

Will helped me figure out that I didn't need to pay an HVAC guy 100 bucks for a tripped fuse when I thought my AC unit shit the bed, I had a Braingasm right there on the spot!

by Tiger6513 September 1, 2010

Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.

Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !

by Loodo November 22, 2011

Braingoogle

Braingoogling is when you possess the talent of recall without the need for Google or internet resources. Excellent memory or recall of weird, odd, or obscure facts. Typical of the guy that crushes everyone at Trivial Pursuit, bar quizes, and Jeopardy.

- What was the name of that guy from The Simpsons that hated Homer for having it so easy?
- Um...Frank Grimes?
- Seriously, how did you know that?!
- I braingoogled it and it popped right up.

by AnnieBee October 22, 2012