william brandon

The coolest guy you will ever meet. He has a very large meat and fucks a lot of bitches. He is the shit and girls want to masterbate when they see him.

that guy is totally a William brandon

by deron baker January 22, 2017

Lesco Brandon

It's fake name given to unsuspecting PA announcers, newspapers, etc. that makes people chuckle. It sounds like "Let's Go Brandon," itself a term that is synonymous with "Fuck Joe Biden," the United States President.

"Lesco Brandon, your order's ready. Lesco Brandon, your order is ready."

by Thundernut Williamson November 26, 2021

Big Black Brandon

The guy you don't want to see when you open the church doors.

I opened the church doors and Big Black Brandon was waiting right behind them.

by ConfusingLemon February 23, 2017

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

Brandon Hanna

A guy who loves everyone and can't wait to meet the love of his life (another girl who also loves everyone)!

Hi there, I'm Brandon Hanna... do you love everyone (asking a cute girl he just met)?

by John Dingleman November 9, 2010

Brandon

the best brother or name ever alive for a boys name

helps u when your down , the best, nicest, brother or name in the world .

brandon your the best the brother ever thank you for being there

by brandon romo September 17, 2016

Brandon

An amazing boy that has a beautiful face and the prettiest hands. He can light up anyone's world with just his laughter or his smile. Brandons typically have close relationships with his friends and can seem rude or mean to outsiders. But if a person breaks through his wall, he loves them hard.

Damn, I wish I had Brandon's personality! Everyone he passes by smiles back at him!

by ILoveHim12345 February 26, 2017