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Boris

A bumbling but cunning and deceitful baffoon who pushes himself forward to be a key leader and who will do anything to convince enough people to give him that power and influence - especially lying, repeating meaningless catchphrases over and over, twisting and changing the rules and adopting a belief that is contrary to what he previously believed if it gives him a cause that will help him to gain power and influence. He will promise you the world with no real intention of achieving it or will promnise very little but will make it sound really amazing.
Verb tense: To act like the person described above
He acted like a complete Boris in order to get the job.
He borissed the job OR he borised them to get the job.
by JackoJumble December 20, 2019
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the boris

The boris is when you bust a nut in your gf’s mouth then when she swallows you slap her stomach making her cough it up and it sounds like Boris Johnson’s rambaling.
by Whining and dining ya girl January 8, 2019
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Abigail Burris

The girl who has power in her eyes. She can make anyone feel untouchable. Being near her, you will find yourself losing track of time and forgetting about the world around you. She is outgoing, funny, smart and very beautiful. Her smile will bring any man to his knees! Abigail is the one in life time girl, when you meet her you will never be able to get her out of your head. Her beauty is overwhelming. Everyone wants to be friends with her and every guy wants to be with her! She has a striking fearless disposition and heart of determination. She is very strong willed and minded. If she falls in love with you...you are the luckiest man alive. Abigail is someone you have to meet to understand, for she is to amazing for words.
by eyeslikefire January 11, 2012
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bordism

The Art of being bored , it can be easily be cured by interaction with other people, sleeping it off, shiney things, doing things u wud kill urself for if your friends found out(ex. playing dress-up) or anything else tht will keep your mind off the fact that u have nothing to do
Guy 1: "Heyyy man! i saw a picture of u and ur sister having a teaparty! Your mom just showed me!! U SUCK"

Guy2: "Awwww! i was suffering severe bordism....and she said there was no film in that camera!!"
by UHoh... September 6, 2005
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Borised

To take a ride on one of the Barclay's Bike Hire bicycles in London. After Boris Johnson the Mayor of London who introduced the scheme in August 2010
The sun was shining so I Borised from Marylebone to Covent Garden
by Massive Wanker September 25, 2010
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Boris

An abnormally large, deformed, and hairy penis
I saw a russian horse master lurking down the hallway, and he had a huge boris protruding from his pants.
by Rosey D November 27, 2007
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Borfist

A borfist is an event that is sacred to beings called "humans". These "humans" have two versions of fists, a brofist which is done with the right fist, and a borfist which is far superior than brofists. Borfists are the exact opposite of brofists in the way that they are done with the left hand. Not to be confused it "Boarfist" which is where you fist a Boar.
So I met Bill at the party, and we totally borfisted! It was awesome.
by Judgingyou May 21, 2014
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