bog drop

Really bad makeshift toilets. Usually found along highways in remote areas, these toilets consist of a seat over a deep hole.

There is no flush button, just a long drop.

"No mate, keep driving, i can hold it"
"but the next towns hours away!"
"i don't care, i'm not using one of those nasty ass bog drops!"

by jaymehh. January 7, 2009

bog monster

-A bog monster is a hidious creature from the bog, that reaks like shit, and has a bog eye.
-You can also call taking a dump, having a bog monster, because it smells like a bog monster.

-I just released a bog monster in the bathroom, you might want to wait a few minutes before going in there.
-That bog eyed monster smells like the dump john just took.

by Al Gettin' Stacks July 7, 2011

boris bog

a slang used to describe doing a very big & stinky crap in the toilet

man i gota go do a boris bog right now!

by night prawler May 22, 2005

fog bog

a fog bog is a person who is certainly not straight.

josh wilson engulfs all that a fog bog is

by cole murphy January 9, 2008

Bog Barcode

The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.

That Tescos sausage was tasty but it left the "Bog Barcode" on its way out

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

Bog Woppit

A reference to define someone who has just done something idiotic or stupid.Can also be used to describe a not so pleasant looking person.

What did you do that for you Bog Woppit.

Look Over there at them isnt she a Bog Woppit.

by Chelseagav January 13, 2009

bog diver

Similar to muff diver only less pleasant.

Put your snorkel on, its time to go bog diving.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004