wedding blue-balled

The phenomenon when a couple you think are great for each other always edge about getting married or tease tying the knot, but stomp out the idea or just play it off as a joke. The couple in question could just be indecisive or doing it on purpose.

I really wish they would just take the dive instead of leaving me wedding blue-balled all the time. I mean they're perfect for each other!

We can only be wedding blue-balled so many times you two!

by Smugumin July 6, 2021

Blue balls December

Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking

Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December

Kid 1:Oh

by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019

blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

Blue Balls

A mans bitch ass excuse to get a girl to suck them off

“Bro she have me blue balls”

“That doesn't exist” *slaps*

by Ashl300 November 14, 2021

Mug exchange blue balls

Office terminology. When you have a mug exchange scheduled, but one of the participating members calls out of work that day or claims their mug hasn’t arrived in the mail yet. Therefore, postponing the mug exchange.

Lissett called out of work and left me with Mug exchange blue balls.

by michaellu March 10, 2019

Blue Ball Effect

When life teases you by getting your hopes up with something great, only to leave you hanging in the end.

Yo dude, I was about to nail that TikTok dance challenge, had my moves down and everything, but then my phone died mid-recording. That's the blue ball effect man.

by Turkeyleg7 February 11, 2024

Blue Balls

Something you get when you drink tea

I have the meanest Blue Balls ..
You drink too much tea bro!

by Dohminaden October 8, 2018