Blondeism

The power of blondes, and rejecting blonde stereotypes

Legally blonde is a movie about feminism and blondeism

by twerkinglucifer July 8, 2015

bottle blonde

A name usually used in a derogatory manner towards someone with unnaturally blonde hair.

Mostly used by people jealous of said "bottle blondes"... these people are occasionally "bottle blacks" (people with unnaturally black hair) and sometimes classified as emo.

girl: that bitch is such a bottle blonde! and her boobs are totally fake. anyway, i gotta go dye my hair jet black again.

by Steferrknee February 4, 2006

Blonde At Heart

One who is not physically blonde, but may be associated with some of the characterists of blondes', possitive or negative. Also, may be one who wishes they were blonde, but this mostly is used with the above definition.

"God, I wish I was blonde. Id look alot better, owell guess im still blonde at heart"

"I have my kinda ditsy moments, guess im blonde at heart."

by KC August 9, 2004

bleach blonde carrot people

those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.

the preppy gaggle.

by jaykitsune February 28, 2004

Blonde

 A hair color that is stereotyped as dumb, or ditzy. There are natural blondes that think that their stereotyped hair color should control the way they act because they are made to believe that that is what society expects from them. But, the reason for the blonde jokes comes from bottled blondes who don't care if they're acting dumb because they aren't actually blonde. Thus, the jokes don't affect them. In reality, most natural blondes don't let the stereotype affect them, but are still labeled as dumb due to the bottled blondes. All in all, a hair color doesn't affect the IQ or the attractiveness of a person whether they're a blonde, brunette, or a red-head.

Natural blondes shouldn't have to believe that they have to live up to society's image of a ditzy, dumb, barbie-doll blonde.

by blondeKelsey July 13, 2006

Suicide Blonde

When you dye your hair blonde.

She's a suicide blonde.
"Dyed by her own hand."

by jo mommaaa February 5, 2008

James Blonde

Film, short movie, action/adventure/comedy (2005)

James Blonde is a spoof of James Bond. Blonde is portrayed by James Hawkins who goes after to defeat the international criminal Dr. Thunderballs, played by Stephen Stirling. The film was directed and written by Ryan Ehlen, who also plays Blonde's assitant Q-Tip. The movie also stars Matt Dal Zuffo, Conner Mellon and James Adriansen.

The movie James Blonde was very orginal I must admit.

by Nym September 12, 2005