Bleeder

A female human.

My father always told me we can't trust bleeders. How can you believe something that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die?

by BrightColors February 20, 2009

Bleeding Ass

Someone who bleeds out of their ass from an over dosage of ex-lax and is an ass.

Flynn is a bleeding ass.

by harriet March 16, 2003

Blexed

Sounds like blessed, but blexed is the short word for families who are both mixed (bi-racial) and blended (step).

That family is blended b/c they both had kids before they were married, they are also mixed b/c the kids are interracial... essentially they are blexed.

by JennifertBlack March 14, 2013

Screwed, blewed and tattooed

Originally a term used by sailors, marines, etc. when describing a night of significant debauchery on shore leave during which they had intercourse (screwed), oral sex (blewed - being the past tense of blown as in "blow job") and got a tattoo. Later used more broadly to refer to getting so drunk that you participated in all possible forms of debauchery and may or may not remember it all.

Man, I was so fucked up last night - I was screwed, blewed and tattooed!

by wasteboy September 6, 2011

bleeding

when something happens that is seriously fucked up shit
Or - Wen something happens that is not right in a very weird way.

Seamus: Did yu see dat boi wid da firework? Bruv, the way he dropped it and ran was funny, alie?

Keema: Yeh bruv dat was bleeding.

by yung kikx March 19, 2009

bleedin

A word used by Dubliners to emphasise something.Except they mean to use the real word bleeding,but are incapable of syaing it

Jays' I'm bleedin fucked

by gerry80 October 4, 2003

bleeding knogle

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

by Gimli August 2, 2004