Suburbia Blaster

Created by the boys of 511, a gang in denver, a suburbia blaster is made by buying a liter of Dr. Pepper, drinking it or pouring it out to the label, then filling it up to the expiration date with the cheapest whiskey available. 511 generally agrees upon Kentucky Deluxe. Close the cap, shake, drink.
Closely related to the ghetto blaster of voodoo glowskulls fame, and the Boulder blaster, made with a 20oz Dr. Pepper in place of the liter due to lower availability of liters of Dr. Pepper on the Hill.

What are you doing tonight?

I dunno, meng, prolly just chillin at Stella's with a suburbia blaster.

Suburbia Blaster by 511/// Young Blonde Innocent June 17, 2010

ticket blaster experience 

when Chuck E. Cheese cums tickets all over your fucking goddamn face

The ticket blaster experience made my child sooooooooooo happy.

ticket blaster experience by Supah Dave October 5, 2013

grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.

Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?

grundle blaster by Shark week! October 11, 2015

iron blaster 

Shotgun

Pass me the iron blaster I'm gonna blast these faggots

iron blaster by Shotgun October 15, 2015

Clit blaster 

After gently violating the vaginal orifice, the woman clitoris is violently ravished through means of digital or oral stimulation, causing a plethera of ejaculate.

Im currently doing laundry because of the mess that chick made after I gave her the clit blaster.

Clit blaster by TASHAK July 24, 2016

Flying blaster

A powerful finger blasting using the right ring finger; with the aid of a pully system elevating an overweight female towards the roof defying gravity

Barry gave Nat the ultimate flying blaster in the Red Baboon.

Flying blaster by Otterspocket1 November 6, 2016

Dawn Blaster 

Sexual intercourse first thing when you wake up. May not be at dawn, but certainly before breakfast. Usually on a week day.

I woke up with the Missus' mouth on my cock early this morning, had a great dawn blaster.

Dawn Blaster by TidyUnderpants February 23, 2017