Barmageddon

The final destruction of the British wet pub trade using a health crisis as cover for the neo temperance movement.

The Welsh government saw it's opportunity to invoke barmageddon using a health emergency, whilst presenting no evidence.

by Talsnug December 12, 2020

barmazel

A fat dumbass

He's such a barmazel

by fdihugd June 1, 2021

Blam Jam

Slang for postural hypotension, the sensation of feeling dizzy or lightheaded after standing up too fast.

"I'll be there in a minute I just had a major Blam Jam."

by Blague Czar November 21, 2021

Barmpot

Old fashioned word used in the north of England to describe a person who is mischievous or clowning around. Often proceeded with an adjective; silly/daft

Stop running in the house, you're gonna break summat ya silly barmpot

Young boy: "Were you there at Jesus's crucifixion Nan?"
Old woman: "Don't be daft you cheeky barmpot"

by BBMonkeyMan December 15, 2021

Blamber

Babble, to say things without reason or meaning.

STOP BLAMBERING, ELLIE!

by mistycc March 4, 2022

Barm

When you have big muscular arms.

Check out the barms on Dblake.

by WaBeep May 12, 2022

Blamboozle

Bamboozle but with a blam.

You got blamboozled. It’s like ‘bamboozled’ but with a... blam.

by AirLight May 30, 2022