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Snake in the blanket

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.
Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!
by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004
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beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.
"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."
by Haff January 4, 2009
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liquid blanket

Description of the comfort one gets from the warmth and envelopment of watersports.
She sought refuge under the non-judgemental cover of the liquid blanket.
by sbp1029 February 22, 2015
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squirrel blanket

a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.
you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!
by quinwithey December 18, 2008
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fireman's blanket

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005
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Wet Blanket

descriptive noun

Describes a person who essentially ruins other people's fun, either because they openly disapprove of what other people are doing, or because their unpleasant attitude annoys or depresses everyone who would otherwise be enjoying themselves, if it weren't for that person acting like a 'wet blanket'.

The term is probably American in origin, first being used as slang in the mid 1800's. It was meant to compare a person to a wet blanket used to extinguish fires by smothering them, similar to how such a person would "extinguish" fun and excitement in social situations. Another, more modern interpretation of the term likens a dislikable or overbearing person to the aggravating, uncomfortable feeling of being covered by a blanket when it's wet.
"William was at the party last night and kept bumming everyone out by lecturing them about the 'dangers of alcohol and drugs'. Ha!"
"Yeah, that guy is such a wet blanket."
by Charlie Apples June 8, 2015
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Booger Blanket

Any type of cloth used as a substitute for a tissue.
I have plenty of tissues around my house but I always seem to use my sleeve as a booger blanket instead.
by Urban Bird April 19, 2010
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