When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.
by Dittle603 July 28, 2017
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Get the bimp mug.The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp
by tirtle June 15, 2018
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Get the Blimper mug.that bitch Jessica just told me to get on my knees for eric. shes got so much money, i bet shes a pimp. A BIMP!!
by BimpQueen September 5, 2010
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Krista: Lets do surgery on it tonight!
by Vanessaa February 9, 2008
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