borked

In computer software borked is usually synonomous with fucked up beyond all recognision, but usually has been delibratly done by someone who is incompatant.

This use of borked is rooted in the traditional defination, to obstruct by defimation &co. in this sense the obstruction is the fucked up, not working ness, and the defimation is that it is beyond all recognision.

Android is borked, Google didn't even use a posix, standard c compliant c library and I've seen more Java in starbucks than Davlik, no wonder there are no fucking apps for the thing, who'd waste years porting to that piece of fubar shit. Time to rm -rf / and install GNU/Linux.

by oliverthered May 27, 2013

Bork

To participate in an unforgivable act. Whether it be sexual, halo related, or jillian lowe related.

Bork Dog (kutz) is the official mascot of the borking sport.

Dude I got borked so hard last night in team slayer.

by A brad November 26, 2007

bork

to drink an excessive amount of alcohol and to end up throwing up and hugging the toilet all night

Matt Lee was so red in the face that I knew immediatley it was a bork night for him.

by Brad Goonisenburg July 24, 2009

bork

A person who is both a berk and a dork

Person A: I can't come to your party tonight because I need to beat my own score at solitaire on my laptop.

Person B: You bork.

by Sophizzle1 March 13, 2014

bjork

synonym for vomit (use in place of puke)

"dang cheryl, that bostom cream pie was rich...oh dear....cheryl, pass me that there bucket...I think I'm gonna bjork"

by the stith May 21, 2005

borked

to have sex with or fuck

andy: i have borked alot of woman in my day
dave: you've borked?

by bad company August 14, 2007

bork

the sound made when tooting in a bathtub

you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.

by Trav-dog August 5, 2008