breaded bread

Something that you come up with when you have nothing else to do. If you searched for this, you need mental help just like the person that wrote this.

Example 1

Person 1: Tell me something funny and random.
Person 2: Bread bread.
Person 1: Heh.

Example 2

Person 1: Are you good, dude?
Person 2: Breaded bread.
Person 1: That answers my question.

by Breaded Bread May 17, 2020

bearded vag

a really hairy vagina.

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

Bearded

When someone gently touches your vagina, but does not finger you.

"Did he beard you"
"Yes he bearded me!"

"I really want him to beard me!"

by rels1997 August 30, 2012

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.

"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*

by witelighter06 December 13, 2006

Beaved

When a person is 'Pussy Whipped'.

His wife won't let him go out because he's hardcore beaved.

by barleybosh January 13, 2008

Beaked

The process where one initiates a handshake and/or high five and the other party member acts as if they are going in for the same thing, but unexpectedly brings their fingers together to create a beak-like shape and hits the initiators palm with his fingertips, as if they are "pecking" the others palm of their hand. The giver of the beak then proclaims a statement about being "beaked" or "you got beaked". The receiver of this tends to be embarrassed and ashamed.

Person 1: "Hey man what's up?"
Person 2: "Nothing much." (goes in for high five)
Person 1: (goes in for high five)
Person 2: (at last second makes beak with hand and hits the palm of Person 1) "BEAKED!"
Person 1: (tries to laugh it off, but feels utterly ashamed)

by IRVEN January 19, 2009