literally loves mori, loves self inserts into mori fanfics ! super sweet and loves homophobia :3 absolute chad
by extraglossydischarge63 April 18, 2022
Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
by PulpFriction September 14, 2021
the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out
by Screech16 February 19, 2023
by Cheezeballs21 October 18, 2020
A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.
It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.
by Deez Leeemz July 06, 2020
Gay anal sex after spicy food
by memewentz April 05, 2016
The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback
by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019