Bulbo Baggins

Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .

That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

sheeny baggin

Going to the thrift stores and flea markets to look for deals.

Went Sheeny Baggin last week picked up a generator, spent ten bucks on it fixed it turned around sold it for hundred bucks. 😉

by Kiss Army Dude October 24, 2020

Baggin

To do a significant amount of drugs from a bag, substance is usually cocaine.

Wow Megan was baggin lastnight

by Orangeram February 15, 2025

Kwingo Baggins

A way to tell someone they did something stupid.

Bro, that was such a Kwingo Baggins moment dude. Never do that again.

by Mor(e)peko November 10, 2025

Baggin's Breakfast

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".

Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!

by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011

fart baggin

Farting while tea baggin

"I am fart baggin your face!"

by the P.L.K. November 21, 2011

Baggin

When one beats on their vehicle knowing they’ll probably have to fix it the next day, drifting, off-roading, excessive speeds etc

“the boys and i went baggin hard last night, my shits fucked”

by baggin123 May 23, 2022