Did I ask? 

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

Did I ask? by ARC Trooper 5555 March 16, 2021

Go ask alice 

1. Lyrics in the song "White rabbit" by the band Jefferson airplane

2. A website that has information about health for teens

3. A phrase used to associate with
drugs

5. A book about a girl with drug addiction and she writes about drug life.

Hey, Go ask alice, and lay down on the coach.

Go ask alice by Cubbabo June 1, 2006

just ask

Part of the laziest online dating profiles on the planet. Typically used on the general profile description although other sections just have this as well.

Wow, this person looks amazing!

Profile Summary:
*just ask*

just ask by Radient April 23, 2018

Don't ask, Don't tell 

A phrase often used when you've done something wrong or something that can land you in deep trouble.

Example 1-
Billy: Hey, did you tell your mom about sneaking out and banging Jessica last night?

Bob- Nahh. I live by the Don't ask, Don't tell rule!

Example 2-
Guy 1: What's your dad gonna do once he finds out you totally flunked the test?

Guy 2: Don't ask, Don't tell.

Don't ask, Don't tell by BobsMyMan July 20, 2010

Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask 

penis

penis: Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask
ok

Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022

didnt ask 

a fucking dumbass word moron's say like they're in the right

random person: hey guys i got a new phone
dumbass: didn't ask
random person #2: we could care less if you didnt ask, shut up cunt

didnt ask by Qyinni March 20, 2021

Go ask Julien 

A phrase to be used when someone asks another a question and that person doesn't know the answer/doesn't feel like answering the question, to which he will respond "Go ask Julien."; a reference to the founder of the site WikiLeaks: Julien Assange.

Dude 1: Hey, what do we have next period?
Dude 2: I don't know, go ask Julien.

Go ask Julien by Mini1034 January 19, 2011