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Among us is sus 

If you typed this down...

YOU ARE SUS!!!!!!!
*gets distracted by an impostor*
Among us is sus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

among us 

a stupid fucking game about queers who like sucking big black hairy balls
this stupid fucking nigger is playing among us
among us by aartirix September 21, 2021

Among us 

Where friendships end, and lies start.
This game doesn't have anything to do with truth. Literally i played this for 3 hours and got imposter once. When i did i killed someone, vented, and reported the body. I started lying to protect myself but one random guy just randomly voting me. This game is fucking hard because you pretty much have a .1% to be imposter.

This game tells you to not believe what everybody says and if you catch the imposter than youre a damn good detective!
James: BRO i just got imposter in among us.
Jack: Damn bro! Thats cool. *Makes a emergency meeting*
James: BRO what the hell? i thought we were friends?
Jack: James vented and told me he was imposter.
James: Fuck you man rot in hell.
Among us by dreamsyboy September 22, 2020

Among Us 

Party game that was developed in 2018, playable on mobile and PC known for its player base having the communication skills and IQ of a 3 year old. Crewmates win by completing all their assigned tasks that have to be done around the space ship before the impostor(s) kill(s) everyone aboard.
Purple: *initiates emergency meeting*

Everyone: What happened?

Purple: I saw red vent

Red: cap

Everyone: *votes purple*

Among Us 101
Among Us by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 7, 2020

Among Us 

kill people and make your friends leave
Among Us:
Orange: yo purples kinda sus

Purple: wait how?? i was in electrical doing my tasks
Orange: no crewmate can stay alive alone in electrical..

Purple was An Impostor.
0 Impostor(s) remain.

Victory
Among Us by googiegaggie October 21, 2020

Among us hackers 

Stupid people who want to be always the impostor and ruins the game. They always win by killing everyone in 1 sec, by reviving themselves, by guessing who the imposter is(worst thing),by ending games, by banning everyone and by killing crewmates when u are the imposter XD bad (sometimes they kill ur compa imposter) (or u).
DEFINITIVELY HACKERS ARE BAD.
Me: YES I´M CREWMATE! wait a hackeeeeer ruined everything by killing all people
Person 2: YES I´M IMPOSTER! wait a hackeeeeeer knows im imposter.
Me again: OK WHY ARE THE DOORS CLOSING I DIDNT SABOTAGE.
Person 3: Chaooos, im stupid, chaaaooos, im a hackkerrrr mwahahahhahha
Me: *exit the game*
Among us hackers are bad
Among us hackers by Smart Imposter February 18, 2021