Amish oil change

When a man drains a horses baby sack of its white Nutella, and proceeds to fill it back up with oil (his baby batter) from behind.

Joseph - "Yo, I think that Bartholomew the horse due for an Amish oil change. Will you go do it Moses?"

Moses - "fine, if you insist, but ruth already drained him once today"

by Cbtlord69 October 3, 2023

Amish Fathers Grip

An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.

"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"

" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"

" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"

by DemonSemen 3-141 June 21, 2019

amish toe jam

a girl is on her back you are on your side facing her, you lick her toes and jam your toes into her vagina

I gave her an Amish toe jam last night

by a hong May 18, 2007

amish 9/11

Its where you paint your cock like a plane and have a 3 some then you crash your cock into the vagina aka the building then the 2nd guy crashes the plane into the asshole and then yells AMISH 9/11 and then the cum acts like a explosion. If you have gonorrhea it adds the burning affect.

Yo man I did the amish 9/11 to Felica with Robert there.

by Sucking nipples September 19, 2016

Amish Egg Yolk

When a man breaks an egg open on his penis and uses the egg yolk as a masturbatory lubricant, which is meant to resemble the fashion in which amish people churn butter.

I just ran out of lotion yesterday, so today I had to perform an amish egg yolk on myself.

by analbutt69 May 2, 2012

Amish Bubble Blower

Ok Ok its when you are eating a girl out and you blow as hard as possible into the kooter.

Last night i gave your mom an Amish Bubble Blower

by Amish 69 May 14, 2005

Amish Fishmonger

One who loves fish and everything about fish. He loves to sell fish from the back of his pickup truck. He has a wife that is his sex/food slave and is always concieving babies. He is often confused and insecure when it comes to Socializing with humans or decisions on a day to day basis.
Also loves his pooch and is always seen riding with pooch in front seat of truck. When wife is not around the pooch makes a good sex slave as well.

"Wow, that amish fishmonger ditched us again."

by Jamall Bearkly October 3, 2006